Happy Birthday to Chien-Ming Wang, who turned 32 today. He spent his day sitting quietly, as he was instructed to do as to not aggravate his injury.
When asked for comment Wang said, “I can’t believe that 32 years ago I was inside a woman. Hopefully someday I will get to do that again.”
Presents included compliments, and a Chien-Ming Wang bobblehead. “It’s like me, only made of plastic,” said Wang. Everyone nodded in agreement.