DOES THIS MAN EXCITE YOU AS MUCH AS HE EXCITES ME?!
There are three things that get me AMPED UP!
1. Meth.
2. Spongebob.
3. HAVING THREE FUCKING CATCHERS ON MY TEAM.
The Nationals sent down versatile and capable Tyler Moore for JHONATAN “FACE MELTER” SOLANO after today’s game. With Flores’ injury, the Nats claim they’re just playing it safe, bringing up someone to backup Maldonado for now. But I know what they’re doing. They’re going with the old deadball era strategy of having three guys at the same position, none of whom can touch a .700 OPS. Johnson is used to this style, having played the middle of his career during that era I think. I can’t wait.
