Final Score: Nationals 9, Giants 3
Dame of the Game:
Bryce Harper: 2-5, 2 2B, R, RBI, K. This may not have been the best performance of the night, but it was certainly the most All-Star performance of the night. Tell the world you agree.
Shame of the Game:
Tim Lincecum: 3.1 IP, 8 R, 7 ER, 9 H, 2 BB, 2 K. Time Lincecum is having a very bad year. The kind of year that makes you wish “I wish I could have that year back.” But he can’t, and he only has a finite number of years to live before he dies, and this is one of them. That’s certainly a shame for him.
I know, I know. It’s hard to concentrate on anything else while Bryce Harper is still in contention for the NL All-Star Final Vote. I, too, expected the world to come to a complete standstill until this matter is correctly resolved. But, apparently, gravity doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation, so the world’s still spinning. And because “schedules need to be adhered to,” the Nationals still played the Giants Tuesday night.
Fortunately, the Nationals overcame their certain preoccupation with Harper 2012 to do a little Giant-slaying. A giant’s weapon of choice is usually a large club, but it was the Nats that did the large clubbing in this game. Incidentally, after the game, Tom Gorzelanny did a little “large clubbing” of his own, which is what he calls it when he goes out to clubs specifically for designed for fat women. Sadly (for him) and happily (for the overweight women), he was no more successful in his seductive efforts than usual.
Henry Rodriguez made his big return to the Nationals, recording what Davey Johnson assured him was a “save.” What it actually was was pitching to one batter with a six run lead, after which the game happened to end. I guess Davey has to do his best to convince Henry that he will ever be trusted by anyone with anything important ever again (he obviously will not).
A rain delay delayed the game for a while in the 7th–as rain delays are wont to do–briefly postponing the Nationals victory. It’s unclear what the Nats did in the clubhouse during the delay, but most rumors mention something about a game called “Pin the Tail on the Sean Burnett.” Sounds like my kind of game.