Shit is Going Down in Natstown: Lannan Optioned to AAA?

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"da fuk?"

Holy hell what is happening? Just when you thought the only roster decisions left to be made were which slice of Brad Tracheus to discard, the Nationals are going to have a new five starter. As Adam Kilgore reported, the Nationals will likely option John Lannan to Syracuse, leaving a hole in the fifth starter spot that will probably be filled by Ross Detwiler, but at this point who the fuck knows?

I think I speak for everyone in Natstown when I say that this is relatively insignificant, I mean we’ll be winning everytime we send our 1 through 4 starters out there anyway, so whoever is 5 doesn’t matter.

But still. What has changed the Nationals mind? Drugs? Probably drugs.

More on this to come as we get it. (Saying that made me feel like a big time reporter man.)

UPDATE: It’s official. The Nationals are going to be paying John Lannan $5 million to give Bryce Harper foot massages in Syracuse while the Rotwiler slobbers all over the fifth starter’s job. It’s a shocking case of the Nats picking high ceiling over experience, but you know what they say about high ceilings–they’re tough to clean without ladders.

I have nothing particularly against John Lannan, but I can’t resist…

LAN-NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NAN HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE

LAN-NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NAN HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE

LAN-NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NAN HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE

-NT

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