Bryce Harper: NL Rookie of the Month

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Harper trying to wake himself up to see if he’s dreaming. Or forgetting how to drink water. I’m not really sure.

Bryce Harper is the NL Rookie of the Month for the month of May. Cole Hamels threw a baseball at his television upon finding out this news, only to have Harper somehow manage to achieve squatter’s rights on Hamels’ home and take it from him before he could do anything.

Harper batted .271, with 21 runs, 4 triples, 2 stolen bases, 4 home runs, and 10 RBI during the month. I don’t know why MLB is rewarding such poor performance, this is not the .500, 20 HR, 8 women pregnant just by watching him play type of line I was expecting every month.

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