Nationals Release Devin Ivany

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Devin never wanted anyone touching his penis.

The Nationals announced the release today of Devin Ivany. He had been in the minors dating back to 2004, when this franchise was still the Expos. It’s always sad to lose another player who can tell us about the fabled days of being an Expo. A time where we spoke in a magical language, wore dapper pinstripes, and played in a toilet of a stadium.

Devin will be missed, but I’m sure he will find his way with another team who needs a a guy to play catcher in the minor leagues forever. Say, the Nationals sure could use some extra catching given all those injuries. I say we give him a shot!

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