The Nationals have signed Chris Young to a minor league deal. When you look at Young, you’re shocked by one physical trait. He is not black. Then you realize you’re thinking of the wrong Chris Young. After coming to that realization you notice that Chris Young, the pitcher, is quite tall. 6’10”, in fact. And you know what they say about tall pitchers, don’t you?
Neither do I, I was hoping you did.
Well Chris Young is here, and will provide us with rotation depth. Now if only we could find someone to provide us with velocity depth.