Nationals Sign J.C. Romero

JC Romero 07-11-09A photo of J.C. taken in hell.

O Romero, Romero, wherefore art thou Romero?

Oh, you’re here.

J.C. Romero has signed a minor league contract with the Nationals. Fresh off a WBC finals run with Puerto Rico, J.C. finds himself in the capital city of the country that keeps his fellow countrymen’s voices at bay. He’s here for one of two reasons. To play baseball, or to infiltrate our government after earning our trust and finally helping Puerto Rico achieve statehood. Either way, he’ll have to deal with old white men who control everything.

Romero was actually briefly a National once before, having played in the minors for a few weeks in 2011. I guess he just couldn’t stay away. You know what they say. Once you go National, you never go back-tional.

People say that.

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2 thoughts on “Nationals Sign J.C. Romero

  1. Mary Ann says:

    Yes, Hell on Earth.

  2. The color red became associated with hell and the devil solely because that’s the color the Phillies chose. Shame, what a waste of a good color.

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