This blog currently exists for only one reason: to restore the relationship between the Nationals and Todd Coffey to its former state of passionate love.
Todd Coffey was a National for only one year, but what a year it was. His middle relief inspired a team. His girth inspired a nation.
Now he is gone. We must not rest until this injustice is corrected.
Ever watchful. Ever vigilant.
Bring back Todd Coffey.
(Oh, and we also like to write funny things about the Nationals)
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