Giants 8, Nationals 0
Oh, Zach Duke. I’m not mad. I’m just…disappointed. We dedicated a whole week to you this offseason. We did our best to make you feel welcomed and loved in the Nationals family. We took you in off the streets, despite your filthy, mangy hair and rabid foaming mouth. We bathed you, fed you, clothed you, neutered you. We gave you everything we had to give.
And this…this is how you repay us? 4 ER in 3 IP? How could you be so ungrateful? I will not strike you, Zach Duke. I will not even raise my voice.
But I never want to see you again, Zach Duke. Begone from this place, and do not return. Continue reading