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2012 Nationals Player Profile: Craig Stammen

Craig Stammen supports STAMMENA so much he got it tattooed on his chest and also painted himself blue.

INTRODUCING A BRAND NEW ENERGY DRINK FROM WASHINGTON NATIONALS MEGA-ACE CRAIG STAMMEN: Craig Stammen’s STAMMENA

You read it right! The #1 best pitcher on the Washington Nationals Craig Stammen has developed a new beverage that will make you be able to do everything for much much longer. Do you want to run a big race? Drink some STAMMENA. Do you need to mow every lawn on the block for community service because you committed a bad crime? Guzzle down some STAMMENA.

It’s not a solid! It’s barely a liquid! It’s mostly a plasma! STAMMENA Continue reading

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